Bratz Dominated by Barbie
A few years back, a number of members of Blue Blood sites started writing in to say someone was making dolls of various Blue Blood hotties. As I recall, Mistress Domiana and Fetus de Milo were two...
View ArticleHave Syd Blakovich or Madison Young seen my stapler?
Mike Judge’s Office Space is a hysterically brilliant piece on the soul-sucking nature of certain sorts of employment. The scene where they smash the fax machine is one of the most inspiring moments in...
View ArticleModels are Human Beings
It seems like it should be unnecessary to point out that models are human beings, but a lot of people seem to have difficulty with this. Nobody is as beautiful as their best photo or as hideous as...
View ArticleRose of No Man’s Land by Michelle Tea
Michelle Tea is one of those special writers whose work fills you with an aching longing for her character. You can’t help falling in love with them. Much of what I’ve read of Michelle Tea’s in the...
View ArticleCaptain Feminist Guys and A Gothic Hex on Girls – Worst Show Ever from HBO
So, a funny thing happened after I wrote the article Girls Entitled Hipster-Wannabe Sex and the City Suckage on HBO. I got some hate mail about how I didn’t understand that this was about authentic...
View ArticleNo, Women Do Not Think Orgasm is Just the Icing on the Cake
My Facebook has been surprisingly lit up this week with (in addition to the usual idiotic partisan politics) people posting articles about how to pleasure a woman. I’m pretty sure most of my friends...
View ArticleRed Wedding: Effing Starks Had It Coming or Duh, a Man-Flayer Always Has...
I’m just going to say it: BEST GOT EP OF THE SEASON. If you are super sad the Red Wedding went how it did, you might not want to keep reading. Also, if you are one of those pussies whinging about how...
View ArticleHas anyone ever said “I know you want it” in a good way? #thicke
So, my hat is off to Robin Thicke for successfully getting a large number of shots of attractive boobs on YouTube. Don’t get me wrong; I think these ubiquitous services like Google and Facebook are...
View ArticleBreaking Bad Granite State S5 Ep15 by Mr Mackey from South Park
So, kids, selling drugs is bad, mmmkay. Manufacturing drugs is bad, mmmkay. Your wife’s life will be ruined, mmmkay. Your kids will hate you and believe lies about you, mmmkay. You will not have a...
View ArticleContract for World’s Biggest Gangbang
Since Forrest Black’s and my California Deathrock book came out, we’ve been talking about print projects a lot. Print is my first love. One of the projects suggested by some of my unsavory pals would...
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